Animal Jokes for TM Club Meeting

Two frogs married and had a baby. However, the baby was a toad. "I need an explanation for this." The male said. "Sorry, my dear." said the female, "I forgot to tell you that before meeting you, I had a plastic surgery."

In a running race between a crab and a duck, the two finished about the same time and it was difficult to decide who was the winner. "How about a rock-paper-scissors game?" the resourceful judge suggested. Hearing this, the duck became quite angry, "that is so unfair! Whenever I play this game, I always get paper, while the crab has scissors forever."

An old soft-shell turtle accosted a clam and got bitten. Feeling the pain, the turtle crawled back and forth, dragging the clam. The mother frog said to her kid, "you should learn from turtle and become a successful businessman as he does. See, the turtle carries a briefcase wherever he goes."

Dog said to bear, "marry me and you will be happy." "No I won't, I will marry a cat instead." said the bear, "Marrying you, my baby will be a dog-bear, whereas it will be a cat-bear if I marry a cat. Respectable panda, just think about it!" In Chinese, a dog-bear is always associated with a losing hero while a cat-bear is the name for honorable panda.